Yuletide Aviary: A Short Story for Flashback Friday

Here’s a story I published a few years ago for the holidays. This story is also available in the free e-Book Weird Vivaria, which you’ll receive when you sign up for my email newsletter. Sign-up Here!

This is honestly my favorite story I’ve ever written. It’s about a bluejay and cardinal who work at the North Pole and they’re having a few drinks after finishing their work on Christmas Eve. Despite how the story sounds, it is Not family friendly. That doesn’t mean it’s bad for kids, but parents should read through it first and decide for themselves if it’s okay for their children.

I hope you enjoy it. And if you’ve read it before, I hope you enjoy it again. Here it is in five parts from the original posts when it was first published as a serial on my blog. If you want the full story, and a couple others, sign up for the newsletter.

Let me know in the comments what you think. Is this a story you’d like to see continued? I have no plans to continue the story, but maybe I’ll change my mind someday. Happy reading!

Keys Reef Part 4

Read Part 3.

            â€śI’m telling the truth.” Doris said.

            â€śHow’d we lose our powers then?”

            â€śBelief is a powerful thing. You were once a great sea god called Nereus.”

            â€śWell, that’s a stupid name. You just made that up.”

            â€śIt’s true.”

            â€śOh yeah? What was your name?”

            â€śIt’s always been Doris.”

            â€śWhy’d you change my name?”

            â€śThat was your idea. You enjoyed not being a god anymore. You used the last of your powers to take this form and changed your name to Larcus. It had something to do with the crab in the stars.”

            â€śThat’s stupid. There’s no crab in the stars.”

            â€śI think you meant a constellation.”

            â€śI’ve never had one of those.”

            â€śAnyway, you enjoyed living here with me. But the accident made you forget yourself. You’re still obnoxious though.”

            â€śYou’ve known me all that time? Even when we were gods?”

            â€śYes.”

            â€śWhy didn’t you tell me before?”

            â€śI have. Many times.”

            â€śYeah. Okay. I think I’d remember that.”

            â€śThat’s what you always say.”

            â€śWait a minute. Wait a minute. I just realized something.”

            â€śWhat?”

            â€śIf we had powers when the humans worshiped us, then we just need them to believe in us again. And with that power, we can conquer the world!”

            â€śWhy do you still care about that?”

            â€śAnd with my powers, I can melt the ice caps. I’ve completed my master plan! Hahahaha!”

            â€śYou’re an idiot.”

            â€śYou don’t like my master plan?”

            â€śHow do you plan to get humans to worship you?”

            They stare at each other in silence.

            â€śShit.”

            â€śYep. Your plan still sucks.”

            â€śI’ll start with the mini lobsters that live in the area.”

            â€śWhat?”

            â€śYou know, the little reef lobsters.”

            â€śI know, but what do you mean start with them?”

            â€śI’ll get them to worship me. Then I’ll get other sea creatures. It’ll take time. The penguins probably won’t go for it. Then I get the octopi to help me invade the land. They can spread the word of Larcus.”

            â€śYou seriously have a one-track mind.”

            â€śThank you. Soon the world will be mine. Look! It’s Wallace. He’ll worship me. Hey! Hey sea tortoise!”

            â€śNo honey. Leave Wallace alone.”

            â€śCan I speak to you about our lord and savior Larcus the Lobster?”

The End.

Keys Reef Part 3

Read Part 2.

            â€śDoris! I’ve done it. I’ve figured it out. I know how to melt the ice caps.”

            â€śThis should be good.”

            â€śThe first step will be the most difficult. We’ll need to gain the trust of the penguins. This won’t be easy as they’re a paranoid bunch and far more nefarious than ducks. Once we have done that, we’ll have full-time access to the ice caps. Next, we need to hire several beavers to construct damns, so we have many safety zones for our land dwelling allies, such as the land lobsters.”

            â€śWhat are land lobsters?”

            â€śThey look like lobsters but have pointy tails and live in dry areas.”

            â€śYou mean scorpions.”

            â€śOnce our allies are secure, we can begin phase three of my master plan.”

            â€śWhat’s phase three?”

            â€śMelting the ice caps of course.”

            â€śHow will you do that?”

            They stare at each other in silence.

            â€śI’m still working on that part.”

            â€śYou have no idea how to achieve that part of your plan.”

            â€śI’m getting there. I’m getting there. It won’t be long now. I’ll have everything worked out soon.”

            â€śCall me when you do.”

            â€śOh, I will Doris. You’ll see. Just you wait.”

            â€śI’m trembling with anticipation.”

            Later.

            â€śDoris! I’ve done it. I’ve figured out…no that’ll never work. Carry on Doris.”

            â€śDamn. I really thought you had it this time.”

            Later.

            â€śI’ve got it this time. We’ll get a giant mirror to reflect the sun’s rays onto the ice caps. And then victory!”

            â€śWhere are you gonna get a giant mirror big enough to melt the ice fast?”

            â€śI…we…shit.”

            â€śYes, we do, but back to the mirror.”

            â€śI hate you.”

            â€śYou could maybe build one.”

            â€śWe’ll build a giant mirror and melt the ice caps. Victory!”

            â€śHow do you build a giant mirror?”

            They stare at each other in silence.

            â€śDamn you.”

            â€śI’m just trying to help you work through your issues darling.”

            â€śOh? And what are my issues, Doris?”

            â€śMostly just losing the memory of the mighty gods we used to be.”

            â€śGods!?”

            â€śYeah. But humans stopped believing in us and we lost our powers.”

            â€śYou’re pulling my claw.”

Part 4 Coming May 28.