
People like to visit Tucson
In October, November
December, January, February
It’s beautiful and peaceful
And the weather is perfect
None of these people
Have the balls to stick around
During the summer
During the Monsoon
You know you’re hardcore
When you live here
Year-round in Tucson
With the lizards, spiders
And all the assholes like me
From the poetry collection Men Are Garbage.